Okay, we get it—not everyone was thrilled with The Hobbit trilogy. Maybe you thought it was too long. Maybe you’ve never forgiven Peter Jackson for stretching one book into three movies. Maybe you didn’t even realize there are extended editions (yes, longer versions exist). But hear us out!

This is your chance to see Middle-earth like you’ve never seen it before—even more dwarves, dragons, and unnecessary singing! Maybe you’ll discover a newfound appreciation for Thorin’s angst or Bard’s eyeliner. Maybe you’ll realize Smaug deserved all that screen time. Or maybe you’ll just enjoy an excuse to sit down with friends, eat snacks, and argue about whether Bilbo could’ve handled the One Ring better than Frodo.

Join us for this epic journey from 11am-9pm (yes, it’s a journey). Bring your favorite snacks, your cozy Hobbit-worthy blankets, and an open mind. Whether you’re revisiting an old adventure or braving it for the first time, you’ll walk away with a little more respect for the Unexpected Trilogy.

Who knows? It might even change your mind. (Probably not, but we’ll still have fun.)